Here's the Line Up...

From left to right we are the Strange Bedfellows of September Oh Seven. You think you know us, but there's a small chance you could be wrong. We have all changed a lot this summer:

1.) LEE, dealing with the emotional trauma accompanying a barren womb, opted to ADopt.

2.) LAURA, always on the lookout for her next high, attended Moxie Fest and came back a changed woman.

3.) ZACH, hungry for fame, enjoys a guest spot on Gray's Anatomy and now speaks out against malpractice.

4.) LEXI, having grown three feet in the past two months, trumped her competition in America's Next Top Model.

5.) DYLAN, returning from an apprenticeship with Barry Feinstein, will not settle until you or your loved ones are granted adequate compensation for the harms done them.

6.) LILY, pictured with a knife, is the new spokesbear for Downy products.

7.) WILL is still too cool for you, but now it's just more apparent because he uses Axe and starches his popped shirt collars.

8 - [undefined numeral].) COULD BE YOU!

Be sure to audition for Bates' best and only improv troupe this September. Join the funny squad and combat grave monotony where it sleeps... everywhere.

Love, The Strange Bedfellows